Monday, 16 March 2009

Its a fucking Gospel Mash-Up, init!

I am lucky enough to have a Gospel/African style church right outside my house,

They make alot of noise every sunday (louder than the pub next door, even if the footie is on!) and I wonder what goes on in there.

I'd like to think, its exactly like this:


Wednesday, 18 February 2009

Shannon Matthews Collector's Plate...

Some poeple may call this sick:

I call it fucking funny!
She's not dead and her Mum deserves a slating.
Plus it would go well with my netted curtains...

Tuesday, 17 February 2009

Resident Evil 5: Is it racist to kill black zombies?

According to some poeple ResEvil5 is racist, as you shoot black and Asian zombies.
Being set in Africa, you would think that a majority of the Zombies are going to be of black or Asain decent? Right? Not these chumps...

One idiot (and female) blogger (you can call me sexist as well as racist if u like) wrote this:

The new Resident Evil video game depicts a white man in what appears to be Africa killing Black people. The Black people are supposed to be zombies and the white man’s job is to destroy them and save humanity…

This is problematic on so many levels, including the depiction of Black people as inhuman savages, the killing of Black people by a white man in military clothing, and the fact that this video game is marketed to children and young adults. Start them young… fearing, hating, and destroying Black people.

Was Resident Evil 4 racist because an American shot lots of Spaniards?

Are most World War 2 games racist towards us Brits as they only ever feature American, Russian, Japenese and German soldiers?

Is Dr Robotnik under pressure from PETA for animal abuse?

Like my article (slash rant!) below its about time we fucked all this bollocks off as bollocks!

If you read her rant again and notice:
She capitalizes the word "Black."

Not "white."

What a fucking Racist!

Hero of the Day: Kevin Rudd

Australia's Prime Minister: Kevin Rudd has caused a stir (well more of a shit storm) by basically saying what a lot of people are thinking.

'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians. '

'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'

'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!'

'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'

'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'

'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'

'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'

Maybe Gorden Brown should grow a pair of balls and then I wont have to call Christmas "The Festive Period" @ work, sounds like a tampon made of tinsell...

Thursday, 12 February 2009

WAR: What is it good for?

Absolutly nothing? WRONG, guess again...
Its good for Youtube videos! My personal favs:

As much as the make "The West" look bad, u have to laugh @ the Yanks commentary.

Nintendo DS Flash Cards

This is the bollox, I've played my DS more than my Xbox lately coz of this thing:

Apart from being able to get almost ANY DS game for FREE (but illegally) you can get Homebrew software and game FREE (and legally!) These are my favs:

Protein DS

Pocket Physics

I have also managed to turn my DS into a NES, SNES, Master System and MegaDrive.
Plus you can watch videos and play music! A bargin @ 20 English Nuggets!

Just be aware, this wont win you any friends or women...

Alien Vs Predator for 360?

It is confirmed for early 2010, no videos yet but as soon as I find one its on here!
Until then, we have Aliens: Colonial Marines to look forward too:

Heres the teaser... (not the greatest quality, was filmed @ a convention)

Like a true Alien geek, I'm sure I will be disappointed by the lack of an option to play as the Alien. But it will do for now...

Bring on AVP 2010!!!